Wouldn't it be cool if I really did end up marrying Harry Styles, then I could roll over in bed one night, ruffle his curls and say, "Hey hun, I've been stalking you ever since I was a mere lass of 17, with the same self-defining hairstyle that I have now. In fact, I've been thinking about this day for so long I even blogged about it once, us having this exact same conversation, so it's like a flashback within a flashback. That's me bringing inception to a whole new level. Goodnight, luv, see you in my dreams."

HAHAHA who am I kidding. I honestly only meant to post the first line, but my very bizarre brain took over........


My mum worries that I'll never be able to get married.