Me: Eh can you go and be a national athlete ?
Brandon: Ok, I want weightlifting
Me: Eeeee no they have gross bodies. Go and be a gymmer leh
Brandon: Don't want.
Me: Okay, how 'bout a swimmer ? All swimmers have hot bodies. Then next time when my friends come over, they'll say, "Wow Amanda, your brother's so hot !"
Brandon: -brightens up- Okay !! (what. a. perv.)
Me: -turns to mum- Okay great mum sign him up immediately. They need to train from young.
Brandon: Nnnn I kick you ah ! Go away, I don't want to be hot.

Did I mention this is my six-year old brother I was holding a conversation with ?